Wednesday, June 29, 2011

I have no clue what to call this one...

As our family of three (single child) prepares to go see the movie Bad Teacher my mom pauses and looks up. She says, "Too bad you aren't 18 otherwise I would say screw the movies we're goin to the casino!"

Starting off with a bang.

My mom just finished watching one of those teen pregnancy shows and called me into her room. She says, Son I want you to remember, ugly girls can get pregnant too. Double glove.